Dear Mr. Boss Man
Please excuse my lack of work and productivity today. You see Lonny hit the Internet airwaves early this morning and the only time I have had to look at it is at work. So, you see, this really isn't my fault.
If you should have further issue with me reading on work time you can contact Michelle, Patrick and the rest of the wonderful team over at Lonny.
As for now, I am putting up my out of office note and will be unreachable till I am finished reading.
Thank you and sincerely,